OldMug.Me mascot — a papercraft elephant in a fedora and sunglasses

OldMug.Me

WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING PEOPLE REMEMBER

Gifts that won't end up buried in the basement

OldMug.Me is my humorous underworld of mugs, t-shirts, and activity books for people meeting oldness with a laughing boldness. Hi — I'm Colin. I'm 72, and this is my brain on mugs: my memory seems to wander away to questionable places, where I find contraband to humbly offer for sale.

If you're shopping for someone older — a parent, a partner, a grandparent, yourself — the idea is you give them something that makes them laugh at the thing they're already quietly worried about. That's the whole product. And because these are things they'll actually use — the mug at breakfast, the shirt on Saturday, the book on the coffee table — things that won't end up buried in the basement.

◆ Collection № 01

UnderOld Animals — fugitive fur-based funny.

These animals aren't just shady; they're wanted.

We got an otter you can't refuse — sample mug from the UnderOld Animals collection

Free Coffee Time Double Crosswords

A printable collection of light-hearted crosswords — perfect for those senior sit-down moments. No purchase necessary. An offer you can't refuse.